Hi. Random.
Got inspiration to blog. So I shall..

Top 5 places to have sex. If your a minah/mat rep or not.

Location Number 1: Staircase/Tangga/e
Preferably a HDB landing which has lift acess to every level since people rarely use the stairs.

Why the stairs? I don't know actually. Probably because it's quiet and spacious and you can do it anywhere you want since there are HDBs everywhere.

Location Number 2: Bedroom (Mother, Father, Sister, Brother's)
Preferably when everyone is out and you have the whole house to yourself so you can scream "ahh ahh" all the way without any worries.

Why the bedroom? It's comfortable, duh. It's FOC since it's your own house or your partners house.

Do it when your parents are around, risky. More excitement? No?


Location Number 3: Tent.
Preferably at beach where there is not a lot of people.

Why the tent? It's FOC (we all love that) although it isn't exactly very comfortable really. Unless, you bring pillows and what not. Fun. You have your own "room" to yourself. Just have to bare the heat I guess. And also, don't try to make so much noise, it will be quite obvious I guess. HAHA. Or share the noise with others, then the Bangla's will start to Masturbate. Kuakua.

Location Number 4: Hotel/Motel
If your partner or you have a lot of money to invest one, then why not?
Why the hotel/motel? It's x10 more class than the stairs, am I right? Also, it's comfortable and you can scream all you want yo. Enjoy.

Which hotel? Depends on your budget lah. -___-"
My suggestion: Hotel 81. (Random) Or I heard there's cheaper ones that goes by per hour like $10 only at Eunos or Idk which East side area.


Location Number 5: Public. Anywhere. Toilet? Park? Playground?
If you suddenly feel horny and your just sitting somewhere and can't help it, then like Nike says it, "just do it".

Preferably do it at night. The reason is obvious ok. Duhzxzxz.


So there, if you run out of places, I've given you my suggestions.
Enjoy!

So fuck, if your over 16.
The government says you can, so do it.
So weird. But still what to do, they blame teens for teenage pregnancy yet they make it legal for us to have sex at 16. What? Probably because they need more kids. Think.. ageing population.

Anyway... don't forget kids,

always use protection!


I know you must be thinking, that I must have done IT since I'm so experienced.
No way! You know it's obvious, assholes.

Apart from that...

One week more to Raya!

Whee ~~


Byebye.

12:15 AM| back to top

Hi. Random.
Got inspiration to blog. So I shall..

Top 5 places to have sex. If your a minah/mat rep or not.

Location Number 1: Staircase/Tangga/e
Preferably a HDB landing which has lift acess to every level since people rarely use the stairs.

Why the stairs? I don't know actually. Probably because it's quiet and spacious and you can do it anywhere you want since there are HDBs everywhere.

Location Number 2: Bedroom (Mother, Father, Sister, Brother's)
Preferably when everyone is out and you have the whole house to yourself so you can scream "ahh ahh" all the way without any worries.

Why the bedroom? It's comfortable, duh. It's FOC since it's your own house or your partners house.

Do it when your parents are around, risky. More excitement? No?


Location Number 3: Tent.
Preferably at beach where there is not a lot of people.

Why the tent? It's FOC (we all love that) although it isn't exactly very comfortable really. Unless, you bring pillows and what not. Fun. You have your own "room" to yourself. Just have to bare the heat I guess. And also, don't try to make so much noise, it will be quite obvious I guess. HAHA. Or share the noise with others, then the Bangla's will start to Masturbate. Kuakua.

Location Number 4: Hotel/Motel
If your partner or you have a lot of money to invest one, then why not?
Why the hotel/motel? It's x10 more class than the stairs, am I right? Also, it's comfortable and you can scream all you want yo. Enjoy.

Which hotel? Depends on your budget lah. -___-"
My suggestion: Hotel 81. (Random) Or I heard there's cheaper ones that goes by per hour like $10 only at Eunos or Idk which East side area.


Location Number 5: Public. Anywhere. Toilet? Park? Playground?
If you suddenly feel horny and your just sitting somewhere and can't help it, then like Nike says it, "just do it".

Preferably do it at night. The reason is obvious ok. Duhzxzxz.


So there, if you run out of places, I've given you my suggestions.
Enjoy!

So fuck, if your over 16.
The government says you can, so do it.
So weird. But still what to do, they blame teens for teenage pregnancy yet they make it legal for us to have sex at 16. What? Probably because they need more kids. Think.. ageing population.

Anyway... don't forget kids,

always use protection!


I know you must be thinking, that I must have done IT since I'm so experienced.
No way! You know it's obvious, assholes.

Apart from that...

One week more to Raya!

Whee ~~


Byebye.

12:15 AM| back to top

Hi. Random.
Got inspiration to blog. So I shall..

Top 5 places to have sex. If your a minah/mat rep or not.

Location Number 1: Staircase/Tangga/e
Preferably a HDB landing which has lift acess to every level since people rarely use the stairs.

Why the stairs? I don't know actually. Probably because it's quiet and spacious and you can do it anywhere you want since there are HDBs everywhere.

Location Number 2: Bedroom (Mother, Father, Sister, Brother's)
Preferably when everyone is out and you have the whole house to yourself so you can scream "ahh ahh" all the way without any worries.

Why the bedroom? It's comfortable, duh. It's FOC since it's your own house or your partners house.

Do it when your parents are around, risky. More excitement? No?


Location Number 3: Tent.
Preferably at beach where there is not a lot of people.

Why the tent? It's FOC (we all love that) although it isn't exactly very comfortable really. Unless, you bring pillows and what not. Fun. You have your own "room" to yourself. Just have to bare the heat I guess. And also, don't try to make so much noise, it will be quite obvious I guess. HAHA. Or share the noise with others, then the Bangla's will start to Masturbate. Kuakua.

Location Number 4: Hotel/Motel
If your partner or you have a lot of money to invest one, then why not?
Why the hotel/motel? It's x10 more class than the stairs, am I right? Also, it's comfortable and you can scream all you want yo. Enjoy.

Which hotel? Depends on your budget lah. -___-"
My suggestion: Hotel 81. (Random) Or I heard there's cheaper ones that goes by per hour like $10 only at Eunos or Idk which East side area.


Location Number 5: Public. Anywhere. Toilet? Park? Playground?
If you suddenly feel horny and your just sitting somewhere and can't help it, then like Nike says it, "just do it".

Preferably do it at night. The reason is obvious ok. Duhzxzxz.


So there, if you run out of places, I've given you my suggestions.
Enjoy!

So fuck, if your over 16.
The government says you can, so do it.
So weird. But still what to do, they blame teens for teenage pregnancy yet they make it legal for us to have sex at 16. What? Probably because they need more kids. Think.. ageing population.

Anyway... don't forget kids,

always use protection!


I know you must be thinking, that I must have done IT since I'm so experienced.
No way! You know it's obvious, assholes.

Apart from that...

One week more to Raya!

Whee ~~


Byebye.

12:15 AM| back to top