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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Eh hi :D

I seemed to have abandoned this baby.
I'm sorry.

Been busy lately.
Hectic eh, life.

Msn is being an asshole and is fucked up.
So sad. -__-" I uninstalled and installed again, but none worked. I was just told that I'm not the only one. HENG AH.

F1 "events" people are annoying. They called using my old number (which is currently my mum's number), so I didn't get it. So, I called them, they said someone would call me on Tuesday (today) and I even gave me new number with it. And today, nooo, they didn't call, so I called them, and they said they would return the call and yes, I gave them my new number and NOOOOOOOO, they didn't fucking return. Biler nak game? CCB. Tomorrow if never call, I call them, ask them fuck off and die can? Cannn....

Anyway,

Top 5 excuses to run away from someone you dislike.

*Depends on situation

#1- My father/mother/sister/brother
If your outside-
"My FMSB (Father, Mother, Sister, Brother) is sick, I can't go home late. I got to go asap."

If your still at home and want to avoid him or her-
"Sorry, My FMSB is sick. I must take care of him/her. I'm sorry. We'll go out another time (not!)".

#2- Your friends
If your outside-
get your friends to save you. Sms/call. Seek for help, ask the nearest one to come over so that you can meet him or her and leave that pity person ALONE.

#3- See from far. Spy.
If your outside, meeting for the first time.
If not, use number #1, 2 and 5.

Since s/he hasn't seen you, then you could see whether he's as hot as he described or not. If not, you can just go home then use excuse number #1 or #2.

#4- Don't reply any smses or calls aka AVOID.
Best used with situation #3

Easy right? You don't like, you don't reply la. Probably that person will be sick of smsing or calling you, so yeah, your safe.

#5- Disappear. Similar to #4.
How? I just learned a method, cos it just happened.

Scenario 1
Easier to happen if that person is a guy *
Ask "the person you dislike" to follow you to the toilet. If he goes in, you go in also. If he doesn't, make some lame ass excuse like.. "Your hair is messy. There's something on your face". HA.

Don't take long. Go in and come out, pretend your still inside, run.
While he does his stuff and when he finishes, he will wait (assuming your a girl, he will).

Let him wait.. wait till he's impatient. Then he WILL sms/call you, then you go to step number #4. HAHAHAHA!

If your a guy, then vice versa lah.

Okay okay,

Scenario 2
If both of you are of the same sex.

If your friend enters, you leave.
If your friend doesn't enter, hmm... bo pian.

OR,
you could just leave the toilet by climbing out of the toilet like Mas Selamat.
HAHAHAH!!!

I shall go.

BYE!